{"id":34033,"date":"2013-02-08T10:50:26","date_gmt":"2013-02-08T17:50:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/uprisingradio.org\/home\/?p=34033"},"modified":"2013-02-08T10:50:26","modified_gmt":"2013-02-08T17:50:26","slug":"rethink-review-identity-thief","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/uprisingradio.org\/home\/2013\/02\/08\/rethink-review-identity-thief\/","title":{"rendered":"ReThink Review: Identity Thief"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"inline-playlist playlist\" title=\"\"><li><a href=\"https:\/\/archive.org\/download\/DailyDigest02082013\/2013_02_08_kim.mp3\">Listen to this segment <\/a><\/li><\/ul>\n<p><a href =\"http:\/\/www.rethinkreviews.net\"><img decoding=\"async\" align=right width=55% src=\"\/home\/graphics\/rethink_reviews_small.jpg\" alt=\"Rethink Reviews\" \/><\/a><strong>Taking a deeper look at current and past films and how they relate to the world today. <\/strong>  <\/p>\n<p><em>Jonathan Kim is an independent film critic who writes and produces film reviews for Uprising and other outlets. He is a former co-producer at Brave New Films. <\/em>  <\/p>\n<p> Read his reviews online at <a href=\"http:\/\/ReThinkReviews.net\">ReThinkReviews.net<\/a>. Watch his videos at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/jsjkim\">www.youtube.com\/user\/jsjkim<\/a>, and follow him on Twitter at <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ReThinkReviews\">twitter.com\/ReThinkReviews<\/a>. ReThink Reviews&#8217; theme song is by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/restaurantmusic\">Restavrant<\/a>.    <\/p>\n<p><strong>IDENTITY THIEF<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Director Seth Gordon burst onto the scene with \u2018The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters\u2019, his breakout documentary about the cutthroat world of old school arcade competitions. Since it seemed like Gordon understood comedy, characters, and story, he was picked to direct scripted comedies \u2014 and that\u2019s where the trouble started. First was \u2018Four Christmases\u2019 in 2008, which earned a dismal 25% on Rotten Tomatoes, then 2011\u2019s truly crummy \u2018Horrible Bosses\u2019, which squandered a top-notch comedic cast. And now we have \u2018Identity Thief\u2019, starring Jason Bateman and Melissa McCarthy, two of the most well-regarded actors in comedy. Unfortunately, \u2018Identity Thief\u2019 shows that the sloppy storytelling and lame characters in Gordon\u2019s first two films weren\u2019t aberrations, but a pattern, in a movie so lazy it doesn\u2019t bother to go beyond a first-grader\u2019s understanding of how identity theft even works.<\/p>\n<p>Bateman plays an underpaid accounting rep from Colorado named Sandy Patterson, which becomes a hilarious running joke since Sandy is a girl\u2019s name! Sandy gets scammed by Diane (played by McCarthy) who lives in Florida and is a professional identity thief, though you wouldn\u2019t know it by how carelessly she uses the credit cards she starts in Sandy\u2019s name.<\/p>\n<p>Because identity theft is apparently a crime so impenetrable that the police and credit card companies are incapable of stopping, tracking, or prosecuting it, Sandy makes the incomprehensible decision to fly to Florida to apprehend Diane and bring her back to Colorado so she can be charged with stealing his identity, since supposedly that\u2019s the only way Sandy can clear his name and keep his lucrative new job. But when this genius plan goes awry, Sandy and Diane end up on a wacky road trip, with only a week to drive back to Colorado before Sandy loses his job. They\u2019re pursued by the world\u2019s most careless hitman (played by Robert Patrick) and two oddly good-looking criminals (played by Genesis Rodriguez and the rapper T.I.) who got swindled by Diane over forged credit cards.<\/p>\n<p>I know \u2018Identity Thief\u2019 isn\u2019t a documentary, but as with \u2018Horrible Bosses\u2019, it\u2019s impossible to get past how stupid the film\u2019s premise and all the characters are. The movie seems to take place in a world where identity theft doesn\u2019t exist, where credit card companies see no red flags when a man from Colorado starts multiple cards in Florida and racks up thousands in unusual charges. Sandy seems powerless to cancel any of Diane\u2019s fraudulent cards, and the police are totally unwilling or unable to stop her, despite the fact that they have her photo and address.<\/p>\n<p>Not only does Sandy\u2019s ridiculous scheme make no sense, but Sandy\u2019s wife as well as the police basically sign off on his plan to essentially become a bounty hunter and capture and transport a potentially dangerous criminal across state lines. In addition, the hitman trying to find Sandy and Diane seems to be going out of his way to draw attention to himself by needlessly threatening people, and Sandy\u2019s new boss (played by John Cho) is so clueless about identity theft that he plans to fire Sandy for things he couldn\u2019t possibly have done. This might cut it for a movie about people with traumatic brain injuries, but not in a world of seemingly normal people.<\/p>\n<p>But the biggest shame in all of this is that while Bateman is adequate at playing the exasperated straight man, McCarthy really shines as a career thief who spends her loot trying to get people to like her, which could be a potentially fascinating character. \u2018Identity Thief\u2019 is McCarthy\u2019s first starring role in a major movie, and while the script and story suck, she not only owns the screen while showing her impressive physical and improvisational comedic talents, but that she\u2019s also capable of some great acting and is more than able to pull off more serious dramatic roles. But by no means is that a good enough reason to see \u2018Identity Thief\u2019, a movie so dumb you\u2019ll wonder how characters like this could\u2019ve survived into adulthood.<\/p>\n<p>\u2018Identity Thief\u2019 is rated R and opens today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Taking a deeper look at current and past films and how they relate to the world today. Jonathan Kim is an independent film critic who writes and produces film reviews for Uprising and other outlets. He is a former co-producer at Brave New Films. Read his reviews online at ReThinkReviews.net. 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