{"id":34737,"date":"2013-03-29T09:46:07","date_gmt":"2013-03-29T16:46:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/uprisingradio.org\/home\/?p=34737"},"modified":"2013-03-29T09:46:07","modified_gmt":"2013-03-29T16:46:07","slug":"rethink-reviews-gi-joe-retaliation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/uprisingradio.org\/home\/2013\/03\/29\/rethink-reviews-gi-joe-retaliation\/","title":{"rendered":"ReThink Reviews: GI Joe: Retaliation"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"inline-playlist playlist\" title=\"\"><li><a href=\"https:\/\/archive.org\/download\/20130329Fingleton\/GiJoeRetaliationKpfk_1-2.mp3\">Listen to this segment <\/a><\/li><\/ul>\n<p><a href =\"http:\/\/www.rethinkreviews.net\"><img decoding=\"async\" align=right width=55% src=\"\/home\/graphics\/rethink_reviews_small.jpg\" alt=\"Rethink Reviews\" \/><\/a><strong>Taking a deeper look at current and past films and how they relate to the world today. <\/strong>  <\/p>\n<p><em>Jonathan Kim is an independent film critic who writes and produces film reviews for Uprising and other outlets. He is a former co-producer at Brave New Films. <\/em>  <\/p>\n<p> Read his reviews online at <a href=\"http:\/\/ReThinkReviews.net\">ReThinkReviews.net<\/a>. Watch his videos at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/jsjkim\">www.youtube.com\/user\/jsjkim<\/a>, and follow him on Twitter at <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ReThinkReviews\">twitter.com\/ReThinkReviews<\/a>. ReThink Reviews&#8217; theme song is by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/restaurantmusic\">Restavrant<\/a>.    <\/p>\n<p><strong>GI JOE: Retaliation<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Last week, I praised \u2018Olympus Has Fallen\u2019 for having an appropriate amount of violence and bloodshed for a movie of its subject matter. That earned the film an R-rating, as it should, instead of trying to lure younger audiences by going for a PG-13. This week, we have virtually the opposite scenario with \u2018G.I. JOE: Retaliation\u2019, a film full of guns, explosions, violence, death, yet is scrubbed clean of blood and other realities of real violence to supposedly make it appropriate for kids.<\/p>\n<p>2009\u2019s equally bloodless \u2018G.I. JOE: The Rise of COBRA introduced us to the elite international special forces group, the G.I. Joes, and showed the creation of the international terrorist group known as COBRA, ending with COBRA\u2019s master of disguise, Zartan, taking the place of the American president, played by Jonathan Pryce. In \u2018Retaliation\u2019, after the imposter president attempts to wipe out all of the Joes so a revitalized COBRA can implement their plan to take over the world using space-based weapons, it\u2019s up to a new group of surviving Joes to figure out the plot and stop it.<\/p>\n<p>Now here\u2019s a SPOILER ALERT, or really more of a warning. When I say a \u201cnew group\u201d of Joes, I mean it, because \u2018Retaliation\u2019 seems to be the sequel that no one wanted to come back for. Channing Tatum, who\u2019s clearly moved on to better things, returns as Duke just long enough so using him in the film\u2019s advertising isn\u2019t a complete lie. Marlon Wayans as Ripcord, Sienna Miller as the Baroness, Dennis Quaid as General Hawk, Joseph Gordon-Levitt as COBRA Commander, Rachel Nichols as Scarlett, Christopher Eccleston as Destro, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje as Heavy Duty, Sa\u00efd Taghmaoui as Breaker \u2014 all gone. So if you\u2019re a fan of these actors or their characters, you\u2019re in for disappointment if you see \u2018Retaliation\u2019.<\/p>\n<p>However, the film\u2019s two most interesting characters, the feuding ninjas Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow (played by Ray Park and Korean hunk Lee-Byung Hun), are back being badasses and filling out their mythologies. The surviving Joes are Roadblock (played by Dwayne \u2018the Rock\u2019 Johnson), Lady Jaye (played by Adrianne Palicki), lady ninja in training Jinx (played by Elodie Yung), and Flint (played by D.J. Cotrona), who spends most of the movie seeming befuddled that he\u2019s in a movie. Bruce Willis also joins the team as General Joe Colton, confirming that Willis will be in just about anything if it\u2019s not too much work and you pay him enough. New bad guys include Ray Stevenson as Firefly, Luke Bracey as the masked COBRA Commander, and lots of nameless COBRA minions sent to bloodless deaths in droves.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, the G.I. JOE movies are meant to essentially be live-action cartoons, not a realistic take on how an elite fighting force using next-generation technology would fight an international terrorist organization. But why is it that the conservative, often puritanical MPAA thinks that kids should only see movies where mass violence starring live humans, not cartoons, is turned into a bloodless farce? If we\u2019re worried that kids see too much violence, isn\u2019t it better to make movie violence as awful, scary, and detestable as it is in real life instead of trying to sanitize it by making every death bloodless or something that happens just offscreen?<\/p>\n<p>Of course, this take on violence isn\u2019t the only thing that makes \u2018G.I. JOE: Retaliation\u2019 a crummy movie. \u2018Retaliation\u2019 should be labeled \u201cMade for children and non-English speakers\u201d, meaning that the action is big, but the story, acting, and characters are lame and simplistic since kids and foreign viewers reading subtitles and looking for Hollywood spectacle supposedly won\u2019t care, and the cast seems to be chosen more for international box office appeal than performing talent.<\/p>\n<p>But I still hold to the idea that big movies don\u2019t have to be dumb, and they certainly don\u2019t have to display their mercenary goals on their sleeves. Some of the action in \u2018Retaliation\u2019 is decent, but the lack of blood and pain also means a lack of stakes, consequences, and tension. If you like dumb, mindless action, \u2018G.I. JOE: Retaliation\u2019 might satisfy you, but when there are so many great and compelling action movies out there, all of us should be expecting a lot more.<\/p>\n<p>\u2018G.I. 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